DOGGY PRAYERS
featuring
Flickennel - Dachshunds with ALTITUDE!!!
Dear God:

Is it on purpose that our names are the same . . .


only reversed?

Dear God:

Why do humans smell the flowers,
but seldom . . .
 
if ever . . .


smell one another?

Dear God:

When we get to Heaven,
can we sit on your furniture?



Or will it be the same old story?

Dear God:

Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar,
the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit . . .

but not ONE named for a Dog?

How often do you see a cougar riding around?
We love a nice car ride!

Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

. . . Oh yeah, there’s the Greyhound bus -


but why not the Dachshund limousine?



Dear God:

If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him . . .

. . . is he still a bad Dog?
Dear God:

We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths . . .


What do humans understand?
Dear God:

More meatballs,

less spaghetti . . .




please.

Dear God:

Are there mailmen in Heaven?



If there are,





. . . will I have to apologize?

P.S. ---


Dear God:


When I get to Heaven,






. . . may I have my testicles back?