Flickennel - Dachshunds with ALTITUDE!!!
Is it on purpose that our names are the same . . .
Why do humans smell the flowers,
but seldom . . .
if ever . . .
smell one another?
When we get to Heaven,
can we sit on your furniture?
Or will it be the same old story?
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar,
the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit . . .
but not ONE named for a Dog?
How often do you see a cougar riding around?
We love a nice car ride!
Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
. . . Oh yeah, there’s the Greyhound bus -
but why not the Dachshund limousine?
If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him . . .
. . . is he still a bad Dog?
We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths . . .
What do humans understand?
less spaghetti . . .
Are there mailmen in Heaven?
If there are,
. . . will I have to apologize?
When I get to Heaven,
. . . may I have my testicles back?